Snape tells Dumbledore "I took the Umbreakable Vow to help Malfoy kill you. So just out him & send him to Azkaban while I'm out on holiday."
Dumbledore says "Nope, doesn't work with my plan. If it comes down to it, hit me with the big A.V. and I'll be ready for it."
Snape says "Screw it, I'll just die for the love of you."
Dumbledore says "No, do as I say or no pay raise for you."
Snape says "What pay raise? I'll only have the job for one year anway."
Dumbledore says "Then do it or no more Employee's Bathroom privilidges."
So Snape grumbles but does as he is told. Then Dumbledore finds himself on the tower falling over in pain and realizes "Ooops! I drank Voldemort's Soul! If I don't die, Hogwarts will be the property of Voldemorte!" so he calls for Snape knowing Snape can kill him quick. Snape shows up, they have a quick mental talk, and Snape kills him. But Hogwarts is protected forever by Dumbledore's love. The End.
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OK HERE IS MY THEORY
Date: 2005-07-25 04:55 am (UTC)Dumbledore says "Nope, doesn't work with my plan. If it comes down to it, hit me with the big A.V. and I'll be ready for it."
Snape says "Screw it, I'll just die for the love of you."
Dumbledore says "No, do as I say or no pay raise for you."
Snape says "What pay raise? I'll only have the job for one year anway."
Dumbledore says "Then do it or no more Employee's Bathroom privilidges."
So Snape grumbles but does as he is told. Then Dumbledore finds himself on the tower falling over in pain and realizes "Ooops! I drank Voldemort's Soul! If I don't die, Hogwarts will be the property of Voldemorte!" so he calls for Snape knowing Snape can kill him quick. Snape shows up, they have a quick mental talk, and Snape kills him. But Hogwarts is protected forever by Dumbledore's love. The End.
Yay me and my theory!! I shall post it on my journal and take all the credit!!