on the other hand

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I know many of you have obsessions with bad poetry, bad romance novels and other forms of wildly inadequate and accidentally hillarious communication.

For those of you, there is this -- the freakiest, most bizarely reasoned and spelled one-star reviews of Harry Potter books; kooky screeds against witchcraft are just the beginning. Whether you care abut HP at all is utterly besides the point. This stuff wins, although I don't know what:

http://anthimaeria.livejournal.com/11647.html
http://anthimaeria.livejournal.com/2391.html