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Dear Street Team Agency,

I will do the robotic dinosaur promotion only if you pay me in robotic dinosaurs, because that's the funniest thing I'd get to tell people ever! Luckily for all of us, I hate that sort of work, and you're off the hook. But will you send me a robotic dino anyway?

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[meta.ath0.com (from livejournal.com)]

How about a job as a dead body (http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/12/calling_all_cor.html)? Pay is lousy, but you get to look really goth.