scenes from my job

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So I have this part time media analysis gig and because I understand economics stuff I have read a lot of business publications for it that often have ads of the sort most of you probably never see, and aren't you glad? I shall demonstrate below.

Just now I stumbled on one with the headline:

"You better get a cracker 'cause you're gonna want to taste my option spread."

over a picture of a really smarmy looking guy.

No.
Just no.