scenes from my job

[rm]

So I have this part time media analysis gig and because I understand economics stuff I have read a lot of business publications for it that often have ads of the sort most of you probably never see, and aren't you glad? I shall demonstrate below.

Just now I stumbled on one with the headline:

"You better get a cracker 'cause you're gonna want to taste my option spread."

over a picture of a really smarmy looking guy.

No.
Just no.

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[sykii.livejournal.com]

The phrase "do not want" was made for moments like this.

[gina-r-snape.livejournal.com]

Ew. Just . . . ew.

But if you need something (hopefull) better to read, here finally is the link for my Snape/Tonks fic "I Have Many Skills"

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=13756

And here's another one I wrote, which is basically a humor Snape/Tonks fic "The Joys of Magical Mistletoe"

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=14420

[rm.livejournal.com]

Oh, awesome. I'm clearly on a het!Snape kick today as I'm reading a really long Snape/Hernione right now.

[jslorentz.livejournal.com]

My first thought is that if the smarmy guy's white, he's the cracker he claims you need. That probably says more about me than him, however.

But industry publications... [shudder] What would it cost these guys to get a decent copy-editor?