am I bad for thinking this is utterly hillarious?

[rm]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	48
Your crime	You suck.
Who reported you	trifles
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".

Comments

[rothko.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

No, that IS frickin' hilarious, especially since your fate looks like it was custom written for you. Mine is less so, but funny in that I get turned in by one of the few fannish people on my f-list.

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

No, this one has style.

Especially since I've been threatening to set up my own island for years AND have made snarky commends about elves and "legal age" before now...

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	47
Your crime	Legolas/Gimli fic where Legolas is only 103.
Who reported you	andyrooheavens
Your fate	You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand. Two months later, the entire population is killed in the TezuRyo - TezuFuji ship wars.

[amara-1783.livejournal.com]

LOL. In light of your fate, I would not find your suspension to be a bad thing. I'm sure you'd never go hungry ;)

[trifles.livejournal.com]

Ha! Because I have SO MANY stones to cast.

[upstart-crow.livejournal.com]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	16
Your crime	Forgetting to flock your Dumbledore/Grindelwald/Hitler comm.
Who reported you	voodoobob
Your fate	Blogging simultaneously on Journalfen, GreatestJournal, and InsaneJournal gives you fatal RSIs.

The very idea of Dumblewald/Hitler terrifies me.