rm ([personal profile] rm) wrote2007-10-22 03:11 pm

good thing

Gluten-free croissants, pain au chocolat and raspberry biscuits have just been mail-ordered.

The funny part?

The bakery on the long list of things that are not allowed in the bakery for those with multiple food restrictions informs us that the croissants are free of lupine contamination.

Because wolves in my food is my biggest problem.

WTF?

[identity profile] copperwise.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I know this one! One of my friends had a ton of food allergies. Some foods use lupine flour. From the pretty flowery plant and it's seeds. Not wolves. Though I do hope my bakery doesn't use wolves, either...

[identity profile] marzipan-pig.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they mean a plant. Still, I'd think they meant wolf hair or something too. It looks like it might be a cross-allergy to peanut (or soy?) in some people? The web has a bunch of junk.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I thought it was wolves. Now I am sad. Ha!

[identity profile] copperwise.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you can always go on the theory that they do not allow werewolves to work in their bakery!

[identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Lupines are a flower. I only know this because in the "Dennis Moore" Monty Python skit, Dennis Moore used to steal the lupines from the rich and give them to the poor.

[identity profile] fuyukodachi.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Soon every lupine in the land
will be in his mighty hand~!

[identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
He steals from the pooor
and gives to the riiiich
stupid git

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's funnier if it's wolves.

hey, re: your icon, do you know if they still need people to knit the sweaters for the little penguins? My mother, looking for something to do while recovering from her masectomy, somehow took to my offhand remark about the penguin sweaters.

[identity profile] ladyofthelog.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.tct.org.au/jumper.htm#Tasmanian
Alas, it looks like the project has concluded.

But your mom can knit herself a penguin or contribute to Project Linus if she feels so moved.

[identity profile] fleur.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful links!

In general, hospitals and shelters welcome donated hats, mittens or scarves as well. Each has their own policy but for the most part they prefer acrylic or washable wool content (easy care/washable). Check with a local charity/hospital of your choice for sure.

[identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I want to know what offhanded remark that was.

I think the penguins are set -- I used this photo in a staff meeting several years ago as an example of how the masses could be motivated to do the most ridiculous philanthropic tasks. However, as has been pointed out, there is plenty of knitting to be done in the world right now. If your mother is not opposed to knitting for soldiers, that is always welcome.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think knitting for soldiers might be too emotional for her right now. The unspoken thing has been that she got diagnosed right before the Jewish holiday wherein people hope to be inscribed in the Book of Life for the next year. There's a certain degree of superstitious not thinking about death going on, eventhough she really is going to be fine.

My mom had beeen saying with all this time at home maybe she should finally learn how to use the computer and asked if there were nice things on there she would like.

I told her that knitting was really big, and she could knit sweaters for penguins. This appealed to her sense of whimsy, etc.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as cute or funny as penguins, but weird enough to my mom to be viable. She likes weird.

[identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, hey, I'm sure there'll be another oil spill at some point. Why not protect the fairy penguins now?

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so close to writing a monologue for a woman with breast cancer that centers around the penguin sweaters she's stockpiling in her house for the lack of anything more sensical to do.

[identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Shelters always welcome gifts of warm clothing for the poor. Hospitals often particularly need small soft things for preemie babies (for which there are patterns all over the Internet) and something she may either like or hate is the idea of knitting chemo caps for other cancer sufferers.

[identity profile] nickelchief.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The murdering blackguard! He's taken all our lupins!

[identity profile] fuyukodachi.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's linked to peanut allergy in a lot of people. Possibly very serious.

I've never seen it listed on any products before, however.

[identity profile] lolliejean.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate it when wolves contaminate the croissants. ; ) Where did you order these from? They sound wonderful.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazon.com -- a company called I can eat this! imports them from France.

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[identity profile] keith418.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
More on this issue here. I read it and thought of your struggles.

Re: Michael Clayton, you were correct. It was a great film. The supporting characters were all excellent and I sort of pictured a Venn diagram in which I saw them appearing in other films that were taking place at the same time that the one I was watching was. Like his brother, for example, the cop in Queens. He could have been in a kind of parallel film that was just as good as Michael Clayton.

Re: ...

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I should write more about Michael Clayton, I've just been so busy. But it's just so astoundingly tightly made. Also interesting (and nice) to see evil be that banal.

Great celiac article. As usually happens when I read these, I found another thing I have had that I didn't know was a symptom.

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[identity profile] keith418.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The think about the film I really liked was the way seemingly small details were later shown to be tightly woven into the story. They just got so many of the details right - like the "Realm of Conquest" book and the way the kid kept on talking about it. I can totally picture seeing those books in B&N or Borders.

There were also parts of the film that you had to fill in yourself. This, I found, was a very satisfying feature.

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[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. I liked that the film wasn't unnecessarily complex so much as not assuming the audience stupid.

I loved Realm of Conquest, found the horses unspeakably eerie and smart and adored the opening monologue, which is probably some of the best use of voiceover ever.

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[identity profile] keith418.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Peggy pointed out that it was a smart person's thriller. It didn't make you feel stupid for liking it and it didn't talk down to its audience. They make these kinds of films in Europe more than in the US, and it's a trend I'd like to encourage here.

The loan shark guy's clothes were perfect - the little gold medallion? Wonderful! We also see what a total genius the manic lawyer is when he starts talking about New York State law while carrying the bag of bread. And his sister's home in Orange County? How great were the details there? I have no idea how many times I have been in homes and on streets EXACTLY like that.

Re: .

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's amazing to me how often films shot in New York (this was) don't even look like New York -- as if there is an attempt to anonymize the real city (or, for example, the way a municiple building on Wall Street was transformed into 71st and York in the recent Bourne film). In this all the locations were pretty much what they said they were and recognizeable (I've been in that hotel at the end a dozen times and the interior and the exterior were an actual match). And yeah, the homes were dead on -- speaking of which, how fascinating was it that we saw where everyone lived except our hero?

...?

[identity profile] keith418.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And how amazing was it that there was no romantic love interest for him at all? See, this is usually where the idiots start to mess things up. Not this time. I have to wonder if some of this isn't influenced by a kind of "Post-Sopranos" maturity. Have the stakes been raised and the level of detail the audience can deal with been expanded in the wake of Tony and company? I hope so.

The scene after his other brother appears, where he talks to his son in the car, struck me as the place at which the film could have gone off the rails. Does Michael just want to believe his kid won't end up burdened with the same problems? Or, instead, does the child actually have the resilient qualities he describes? I think the child actor was so good that we might well believe the latter and not right it off to the former. Again, like good European films, the smaller parts were all well played.

As I think about it, I also recall the moment at which the child's mother's partner tells her (sotto voce) to "let it go" over the waffle issue. This was another indicator of how observant the people making the film were when it comes to these kinds of details - so often missing in Hollywood films entirely, but present in HBO programs like The Sopranos or The Wire.

Re: ...?

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the kid was excellent. I felt like there was a constant sense of him beliving in his beloved book entirely and also knowing that it wasn't real and trying to make sense of the way other people respond to him about the book, which is either never what he wants or never what he instinctively knows is appropriate.

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[identity profile] keith418.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He definitely carries that frustration of trying to get the adults around him to see what's important about this book. When I was a kid, I knew that frustration. I also liked his dad remarking that as soon as he finishes the book, he knew his son would be on to something else. It revealed how much of this film was drawn from observed reality.

More good stuff on the film here.

[identity profile] rothko.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort* yeah, definitely funnier if it's wolves.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4419709.stm

[identity profile] beemerbike.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
where is this wonderful bakery? We have no gf croissants in mpls.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's called "I can eat this!" and their products can be ordered from Amazon.

[identity profile] beemerbike.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
sweet. ty. I've been experimenting with different flours. Those brownies whose recipe is from that NYC bakery came out great! And I made a gf apple tart, too.

[identity profile] dragonlady7.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am very sad to find out it's a plant (having read the previous comments). I was hoping to discover some unexpected and bizarre cult of wolf-use in bakeries. Have you ever seen the dog-treadmill butter churns they have at historic festivals sometimes? I've only ever seen one, at the Cooperstown Farmers' Museum, but there were real dogs, actually churning butter... I'd think they wouldn't get dog allergens in the butter, but wolves are furrier, you know? So now I have this whole scenario of wolves on treadmills operating dough-kneaders.
That would be so awesome.
I hope I'm not allergic to wolves.

[identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Dog-churned butter and wolf-kneaded bread, after seeing various YouTube videos of bengal cats on an exercise wheel, has completely cracked me up.

[identity profile] dragonlady7.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
bengal cats on an exercise wheel

my head: *explodes*

I'm serious, though, I really did see the dog churn treadmill thing in operation. It was pretty cool.

Warning: This product may contain or have come into contact with wolves or wolf allergens.

[identity profile] mobobocita.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wolves certainly were funnier. *grin*

[identity profile] ladypeculiar.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Lupin contamination

Dude, you gotta watch out for that--- it's when David Thewlis spits in your food!!

[identity profile] nisaa.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dude! Ajax made me scroll thru my flist to figure out what he ordered me. I almost gave up and then I saw your post!! Yay!!!

[identity profile] nobodyreally.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
You can eat lupine? seriously? Now I must check out lupine flour! wonders what the nutritional value is...

I once saw a knitting project that was demonstrating unfolding multi-dimensional universes and stuff for high-level university programs. I am sure you could google it if you thought it would appeal to her. It's sort of a cool idea. Better science through knitting.

[identity profile] pecunium.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Lupine is a plant. The foliage is toxic, the flowers are quitepretty.

There are companies which use the seeds as a flour.

TK