Yesterday I come home from work and Patty says, "I got chased out of the bedroom by a hornet this morning, but now I think it is gone."
Okay.
I forget about it.
We go to sleep.
We wake up a couple of hours later, and then I hear it. Buzzzzz.
I've forgotten about the hornet.
Patty says, "It sounds like a cell phone."
I put my head back down on the pillow, it's really loud.
I sit up.
"No. Turn on the light."
The buzz changes pitch.
We discover a hornet right by our heads on the wall.
We evacuate and sleep on the couch/floor in the living room.
So I ask you:
- How long do hornets live?
- How do we get the hornet out of our bedroom?
Okay.
I forget about it.
We go to sleep.
We wake up a couple of hours later, and then I hear it. Buzzzzz.
I've forgotten about the hornet.
Patty says, "It sounds like a cell phone."
I put my head back down on the pillow, it's really loud.
I sit up.
"No. Turn on the light."
The buzz changes pitch.
We discover a hornet right by our heads on the wall.
We evacuate and sleep on the couch/floor in the living room.
So I ask you:
- How long do hornets live?
- How do we get the hornet out of our bedroom?
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Date: 2008-04-15 05:11 pm (UTC)