weird world
Jul. 19th, 2008 05:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rmThere is a whole lot of crazy out there today.
Including:
- Horrid yuppie dude with his horrid wife and horrid child on line in front of me to donate some stuff to a community thrift shop. They take FOREVER because the wife has to keep rechecking the stuff she's handed in to make sure she wants it to go. As they finally leave, the guy claps me on the back and says, "thanks for your help." Buh? I was just standing there. Also is this how men interact with women (as I clearly am today)? I don't think so.
- But that was NOTHING compared to the guy who stopped me on the corner of 97th and B'way for this exchange:
Him: You don't have a name.
Me: Excuse me?
Him: Have a nice day!
Yeah, I don't know.
- Dear Bed, Bath and Beyond: More people will shop in your store if the entire establishment doesn't stink of wet dog.
- Dear scamster dude with shitty industry party invites: "you're invited" not "your invited"
- Dear Borders: Blasting Abba for the win!
I rewarded myself for tedious errands with a Whole Foods shopping trip. I now have:
- chimichurri sirloin
- potato zuchini pancakes
- lemon and garlic roasted carrots
- goat cheese
- cream cheese (where that craving came from, hell if I know)
- dinosaur-shaped gluten-free chicken nuggets.
- lemon pepper mayo
- chipolte mayo
and a much better attitude, even if the people in that particular Whole Foods need harming. Also old lady in fabulous boy drag!
Including:
- Horrid yuppie dude with his horrid wife and horrid child on line in front of me to donate some stuff to a community thrift shop. They take FOREVER because the wife has to keep rechecking the stuff she's handed in to make sure she wants it to go. As they finally leave, the guy claps me on the back and says, "thanks for your help." Buh? I was just standing there. Also is this how men interact with women (as I clearly am today)? I don't think so.
- But that was NOTHING compared to the guy who stopped me on the corner of 97th and B'way for this exchange:
Him: You don't have a name.
Me: Excuse me?
Him: Have a nice day!
Yeah, I don't know.
- Dear Bed, Bath and Beyond: More people will shop in your store if the entire establishment doesn't stink of wet dog.
- Dear scamster dude with shitty industry party invites: "you're invited" not "your invited"
- Dear Borders: Blasting Abba for the win!
I rewarded myself for tedious errands with a Whole Foods shopping trip. I now have:
- chimichurri sirloin
- potato zuchini pancakes
- lemon and garlic roasted carrots
- goat cheese
- cream cheese (where that craving came from, hell if I know)
- dinosaur-shaped gluten-free chicken nuggets.
- lemon pepper mayo
- chipolte mayo
and a much better attitude, even if the people in that particular Whole Foods need harming. Also old lady in fabulous boy drag!
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Date: 2008-07-19 09:35 pm (UTC)(Also, I know it's a typo, but lemon peeper mayo is amazing. I want lemon peeper mayo...)
Buh?
Date: 2008-07-19 10:37 pm (UTC)Re: Buh?
Date: 2008-07-19 11:28 pm (UTC)Re: Buh?
Date: 2008-07-19 11:42 pm (UTC)Does. Not. Make. Sense.
They're putting stupidity in the water now, I swear.
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Date: 2008-07-19 11:23 pm (UTC)He's doing a this weekend only net movie: a Horror Musical Comedy.
http://www.drhorrible.com/
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Date: 2008-07-19 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 03:15 am (UTC)Him: You don't have a name.
They are, of course, The Doctor and, perhaps, Jack. Seriously, I think he nailed you. Between that and LJ writer prompts, you are so outed as a time agent.
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Date: 2008-07-20 07:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 07:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 07:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 03:23 pm (UTC)