grr bad!fic

[rm]

Dear all porntastic fanfic writers in every fandom ever:

Can we never, ever refer to ejaculate as "essence" again?

Please?

Thanks!

Comments

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

Now I realize why some bad porn makes me think the semen smells like hair relaxer cream. But I suppose most fanfic authors don't equate "essence" with "Black ladies' beauty magazine one reads at the beauty supply store".

[rm.livejournal.com]

Hahaahahah. I never thought of that, but you're so entirely right.