grr bad!fic

[rm]

Dear all porntastic fanfic writers in every fandom ever:

Can we never, ever refer to ejaculate as "essence" again?

Please?

Thanks!

Comments

[lorem_ipsum]

Ahahahaha... while we're at it, can we get rid of "core" for "vagina"?

[arcanetrivia]

Ohgod, that one's a lot worse than "essence". "Essence" just makes me shake my head a little and go on. (As someone else said, what's wrong with "semen" or "come"?) "Core" is somewhere much higher in the abdomen. And please don't put your penis there, thanks.