from the cute files

[rm]

Reported to me by Patty a week or so ago:

Alarm: *makes alarm noise*
Me: *growling*
Patty: Honey, why are you growling?
Me: I'm making dinosaur noises.
Patty: Why?
Me: It helps me wake up.
Patty: Okay, honey.

Comments

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

For me it tends to be Godzilla noises. (Zombie noises are a sign that I am failing to wake up.) Rarr.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I shuffle around and grumble "Meh. Brains," in the morning until I'm awake.

Your technique sounds pretty effective, though.

[browneyedgirl65.livejournal.com]

Growling at an alarm clock needs explanation? She's not a ... morning person, is she?? :D

Still, yes on the cute.

[torenheksje.livejournal.com]

I only ever swear at mine. Dinosaur noises trump that, though. :c)

[holyschist.livejournal.com]

What is more alert than a dinosaur?