from the cute files

[rm]

Reported to me by Patty a week or so ago:

Alarm: *makes alarm noise*
Me: *growling*
Patty: Honey, why are you growling?
Me: I'm making dinosaur noises.
Patty: Why?
Me: It helps me wake up.
Patty: Okay, honey.

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[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I shuffle around and grumble "Meh. Brains," in the morning until I'm awake.

Your technique sounds pretty effective, though.