further sundries

[rm]

- Why people write shitty Torchwood Christmas fic: Ianto is on their Christmas wishlist.

- Why people should write shitty Torchwood Christmas fic: how rad would Jack's coat look in the snow?

- Snow: actually sucks.

- Randomly: curry and kabobs!

- See's order arrived.

Comments

[marchek.livejournal.com]

I imagine these stories involve terrible ad Secret Santa plotines.
On the other hand, reindeer vs. pterodactyl could be interesting.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

REINDEER V. PTERODACTYL OMG.

Sorry, the mere notion got me capslocking.

[hmrpotter.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to re-send your Xmas card...it came back to me today as undeliverable. :o( I think I may have put your address on it wrong.

[rm.livejournal.com]

You may have or, as happens periodically, my mail got returned for no discernable reason! It happens from time to time for reasons unknown.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Snow DEFINITELY actually sucks. We haven't been able to leave the house in days, and we haven't had mail or trash pickup either.

Pterodactyl vs reindeer WINS.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

definehome wrote a slightly cracky inexplicably Jewish!Ianto this season that I might have, uh... Well, I might have to cop to being part of the instigation chain where that bunny was concerned. sanginmychains has the chat logs to prove it.

It is, if nothing else, a happy dose of variety...

[rm.livejournal.com]

This sounds amusing. Where is it?

It sort of reminds me of all the random ethnicities and religions people assigned Snape at various points in HP fandom. "Let's make Snape half Indian!" Jewish!Snape and Catholic!Snape were also popular.

Nes Gadol Haya Sham

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

It's somewhat NWS if that's a consideration, but you can find it right here.

The real shame is that a fair number of people aren't Hanukkah/Judaism-savvy enough to understand all of the references. These people are missing out hardcore.

Also, I just dug through my own chat logs for the conversation where some of this madness originated. You'll be pleased to know that the conversation also includes the sentence, "I think my inner Andy is vetoing this on the grounds that the last time I did something like this, he ended up in a shipping container."

Re: Nes Gadol Haya Sham

[rm.livejournal.com]

Oh that is cracktastic! I squeaked when I realized where it was going.

Re: Nes Gadol Haya Sham

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's made of its own special flavor of win.