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You know what would make life better while commuting home (my schedule has been blown by bathroom ceiling drama)?

Fewer drunk people puking, fewer women screaming at their menfolk regarding pussy licking skills.

Sadly, this seems to be too much to ask.

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[capulet-rose.livejournal.com]

Public transportation is always an adventure. Since I started taking the bus everywhere I've overheard waaay too many things that I really wish I hadn't (if retcon were real, I would be ordering it in bulk).

Also, being hit on and/or asked out by strange and off-putting creatures men before my morning dose of tea and Ritalin has had a chance to sink in and enable me to think of suitably creative ways of telling them to "fuck off" has made me far more appreciative of the repellent power of headphones and a fake wedding ring.

And on that note-

May Ceiling Cat bless you with a ceiling which shall remain dry and stable for so long as your lease shall live. Amen.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Bless!

[shadowedkit.livejournal.com]

Considering this also occurs in a town of only 200,000 pop (of which 40,000 are uni students), asking for it to stop in NY might be too much to ask sorry.

Man you hear way too much personal information on public transport and that is just buses

That being said, is your bathroom drama receding a little?

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

You know what's funny? I read this and thought . . "Ahhh, New York-- I can't wait to be home!!"

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Maybe in the liver.

Maybe even . . in the colon.

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. I know I have occasionally been the Unfortunate TMI girl, but the oral sex fight is best not scheduled for the subway. And it's hard for me to see how it needed to come up RIGHT THEN, because please god he wasn't currently trying to implement.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

Big Ew to the latter.

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I think the former is worse. The latter can hopefully be dealt with using headphones and some form of music-playing device. The former, you have to wait for someone to clean up :(

[brightflashes.livejournal.com]

Gees.

[genders.livejournal.com]

Sounds like it's too much to bear too.