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- Cat! Stop eating things (buffalo sauce!) out of the trash, and then having digestive issues that make me think you are really sick. Because I suspect you're not, and you're just an idiot, but this is both annoying and stressful. Your sister doesn't do these things; why do you do these things?

- For those newer to these parts, I must take this moment to mention the motto of the House of Iona (location of Baz Luhrmann's creative team): Communication, Accomodation, Transportation and Hair. If something is going to go hideously wrong, it's going to be one of those four things. This particular quasi-truism pleases me more than I know how to convey.

Comments

[argentla.livejournal.com]

That's nothing. At one point, I had a dream that the Air Force was vivisecting house elves (from the Harry Potter series) to use sections of their brains in the guidance systems of anti-wizard missiles.

Most of my dreams aren't like that, but when they are, they're very elaborately detailed.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

What's the blast radius on an ant-wizard missile?

[argentla.livejournal.com]

Depends what kind of weapon it's attached to, I suppose.

I think mostly it was a reflection of my profound irritation with the house elf in the movie, which was agonizingly obnoxious to watch. My brain somehow went from that to "how would you shoot at something that could become magically invisible?"

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

You zero in on the fumes from it's exhaust, of course.
The elf that farts, dies!