Boston police ready, willing and able to use Twitter to alert public to zombie incursion

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via saharafic:

Boston police ready, willing and able to use Twitter to alert public to zombie incursion.
http://consumerist.com/5263448/boston-police-department-we-will-let-you-know-when-the-zombies-come

Amazingly, this isn't a fake article.

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Finally a reason to like Twitter! Zombie alerts!

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Good! And too bloody right - zombie incursion is serious business.

*Has genuine zombie phobia*

[ekatarina.livejournal.com]

Many years ago I recall a short story about an elephant? gazelle? that told stories. When it came across a talking lion (talking his language, not just lion langugae) he had just been making up a story about such an occurance.

So, instead of being startled and easy prey, he just kicked the lion and kept talking and creating his story.

There has been so much really good policy work already done in speculative fiction regarding natural, unnatural, and supernatural events.

Sometimes I hope that world leaders have a think tank tucked away trying to write procedures on first contact and the like.

Ekatarina

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

Image courtesy of failblog (http://www.failblog.org)

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

LOL they come off so much better than last year when they thought those Aqua Teen Hungerforce neon things were bombs, but of course technically those were the fine Cambridge police my tax dollars pay for.

[saharafic.livejournal.com]

Whee!!! That article made me giggle all through my horrible terrible day. Trust PZ Meyers to bring us the best news...

[abnormal-apathy.livejournal.com]

Can't wait til the Winthrop police start using it. Messages will look something like this:

"Sitting on Shore Drive with my thumb up my ass."

"Beware! Elderly lady with cane slashing people at ice cream parlor!"

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i.
LOVE.
that.

i'd get a twitter just for that, too
(zombies freak me out)

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

*Has genuine zombie phobia*

ME TOO! (although i cannot stop myself from watching zombies movies)

[schpahky.livejournal.com]

They don't call 'em Boston's Finest for nothing.

[contrarywise]

Good to know. Hopefully they'll inform the Wakefield police as well. My town has several Web sites, but I don't think they routinely follow Twitter.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

You know, I was just thinking you might benefit from this.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Nooooo I can't watch movies. Or look at pictures. Or be around people who are impersonating them. Really freaks me the fuck out! Even silly ones like Shaun of the Dead.

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Re: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I would actually seriously rather be buried in spiders than read that! Also, I'd have to set up camp under my desk with a baseball bat for the rest of the week, and I have work to do.

What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan? 11 Practical Strategies

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/

Re: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or did the nanobots seem more like a wishful thinking sort of thing?

[jendaby.livejournal.com]

That's just too cool. Now I want to contact all of the major police departments in the country and find out their take on zombies. :)

Soon, they will be writing zombie policies.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

o, well, see i love being scared and all that, so i love the movies
they just give me nightmares