a vague summary of last night

[rm]

(WARNING: CUTE, IRRATIONAL AND FANNISH -- Patty, please feel free to offer corrections/elucidation)

SETTING: BED.

Me: It's like pizza. No one ever has pizza for just a little bit of cheese. No one has sex for just a little bit of sensation!
Patty: I'm really disturbed by this pizza and sex metaphor thing.
Me: It always works. There's a consistant relationship there. Like, mediocre pizza and mediocre sex -- still good.
Patty: I know... but that thing about the cheese, did you have to?

(time elapses)

Me: Baby.
Patty: Baby.
Me: Baby.
Patty: What Babe? The babe with the power.
Me: What power?
Us: The power of voodoo!
Me: Who do?
Us: You do!
Me: o/~ I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry, what could I doooooo...? o/~ Crap. I don't remember the rest of it.
Patty: Dance. Magic dance.

(time elapses)

Me: I really don't see what's so wrong about the pizza thing.
Her: It's just... with the cheese!
Me: It's not as bad as spiders (*does little spider feet thing on Patty*)
Her: AAAAAAAAAAARGH! No no no no no no. If I can't make that cat puke sound, you can't make spiders.
Me: Pook pook pook.
Her: Not that cat puke sound. The one you said I can't make in bed.
Me: Oh. What about lesbian cripple spider babies?
Her: Not the same!

(time elapses)

Me: Okay, so about the pizza thing....
Her: Jaaaaaaaaack!
Me: *rolling over on Patty* What did you just call me?
Her: You heard me!
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
Her: *coughing fit*
Me: Are you okay?
Her: *dryly* Yeah, sorry about killing the moment. *more coughing*
Me: It's okay. Pook pook pook.
Us: *squeals of idiot laughter*

Comments

[delicatetbone.livejournal.com]

Aw this just brought a big smile to my face! you two are great.

[argentla.livejournal.com]

"Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

[angstzeit.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine retorted to the pizza sex similarity line, "Yeah, but I can get enough pizza."

[graene.livejournal.com]

You two are adorable. BTW, possibility of loaner children this summer after all. And they adore spider feet games.

[virginia-fell.livejournal.com]

That is hysterical.

[baxaphobia.livejournal.com]

Very funny and cute. And I'm with Patty...cheese and sex is just wrong!

[eac.livejournal.com]

Argh! Labyrinth earworm! Swear that half my brain is taken up by that movie and other David Bowie related stuff.

Also, this made me smile. :)

[marzipan-pig.livejournal.com]

I feel like there was a previously-established baseline of cuteness-of-posting about you two that has now been crossed.

I'm not saying that this is a bad thing.

[santousha.livejournal.com]

lol, cute

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Oh. My. God.

I...it's... *snerk*

You two are sufficiently adorable I worry that I will require protective eyewear in September.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

ADORKABLE *smishes you both*

[genmaicha.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! :)

[heron61.livejournal.com]

Dear gods you and Patty sound utterly adorable.

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

The hotter it is the more mess it makes? :)

[rm.livejournal.com]

See, ENDLESSLY CONSISTENT ANALOGY.

Also "No matter how weird it is, someone will still want it".

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

...Now I really want (actual, non-metaphorical) pizza. Damn. *g*

[idunn.livejournal.com]

"Everyone has their own opinion as to the best topping, too."

[angelbird47.livejournal.com]

Just so you don't think I'm creepy, I got your username from a fellow LJer... who said we might get along (since you're awesome).... but I also wanted to say that this convo is adorable and should be reworked into a short play. Lol.

[berry-k.livejournal.com]

This brightened my day! Thanks!

[djfanboy.livejournal.com]

*iz ded from de keyootness*

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Eeeeek! So cute! Like kitties!

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

Of course sex is like pizza. Hot and gooey and tasty any time of day.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I think the pizza-sex thing is perfect, personally. And the mediocre thing is so true, because who cares if it's mediocre, it's pizza! (Or sex). And what's more, most people are always in the mood for at least one of them.

[rm.livejournal.com]

She doesn't, for the record, disagree with me. Just finds the discussion of cheese and sex squicky.

[miep.livejournal.com]

oh, lord.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

or both

i know i can eat pizza any time of day

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I'm actually feeling better now about my sex life being on an ebb, since my pizza life is thriving.

[shipchan.livejournal.com]

The pizza metaphor does get weird at the Hub, dude. Especially when I'm eating pizza. I think it gave me celiacs.

[aether-entropy.livejournal.com]

If you two were any more adorable it would have to be illegal.

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

Ridiculously adorable. Ridiculous.

[lorem_ipsum]

*ships you*

[amberite.livejournal.com]

This totally makes me want to post transcripts of our cuddle pidgin.

[coriander.livejournal.com]

Delightful!

[luckyn02.livejournal.com]

totally cute and hilarious, ^_^ I loved living vicariously through that cosy banter! much luff. xD

[frodo-esque.livejournal.com]

adorable =)

[jinian.livejournal.com]

My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew...

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[supremegoddess1.livejournal.com]

you guys are too cute.