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So I'm showing Patty the new cute lingerie I bought:

Me: "And then I got these, because apparently I wanted plaid, flannel boy-shorts. While I think I know what internal defect was responsible for this, we won't be discussing it."
Patty: *laughing and looking slightly aghast* "Yeah, I think I know what was responsible too."

*snort*

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