you can't make this shit up

[rm]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218880/One-gay-man-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html

One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat, and a curry poisoned with snail pellets.

Completely true and Everybody Lives! (more or less, there's a death in the backstory)

Comments

[rm.livejournal.com]

See, and I wondered if the guy poisoned him with something more effective than snail pellets.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Okay, I wondered that too. But assuming he didn't, then I'm sad.

[browneyedgirl65.livejournal.com]

My thought, too. (That he killed his partner.)

[ladyofthelog.livejournal.com]

A+

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

THAT is exactly what my first thought was.