you can't make this shit up

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218880/One-gay-man-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html

One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat, and a curry poisoned with snail pellets.

Completely true and Everybody Lives! (more or less, there's a death in the backstory)

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I was so relieved about the cat and that the women were OK after the slug pellets.

I always looks for lost cats when I see posts up in the neighborhood. I never find them. :/