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[rm]

If you call me Rachel, you're not paying attention.

If you call me Rach, you're pretty much everyone.

If you call me RM (and I mean this conversationally, not in LJ land) you either don't know me very well, or know me very well and are messing with me.

If you call me Rae, you knew me for like a week my sophomore year of college.

If you call me Lane, you knew me on my college newspaper.

If you call me Rachie, you're my mother.

If you call me Herschel, you're also my mother, but even more inexplicable.

If you call me Diamond, you're one of my sorority sisters.

If you call me something that's not on this list, chances are you need to change that habit.

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[rm.livejournal.com]

If you call me that, you'd be my high school "Sociology of Prejudice and Persecution" teacher, who jumped up on his desk (yes, on top of his desk) whenever he called on me and shouted, "The falcon, do you have the falcon," before pointing at me for the answer.

[username-ha.livejournal.com]

Mwhahahahahahahahah

*breathe*

Hahahahahah!

That's great. Heh.

[chite.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. The picture just came back so vividly. Oh. my. That was a memory.

(I love that bell, I hate that bell. It's a love-hate relationship)