They play their music loud, and you know, that should be hard to notice in our neighborhood where everyone is having some sort of outside shindig with Mexican or Puerto Rican pop at most hours of the day, even, it seems, in this weather.
But the new upstairs neighbors? They play their music even louder. And it's just thumpy thumpy club stuff. And at 2 AM, Patty was up because she couldn't sleep because of it (that takes some LOUD shit, especially after a week with the level of exhausting that we've have). Luckily, Patty hammering on the ceiling with a walking stick brought results, but I have a bad feeling this may be an ongoing battle.
"Maybe we should get off of Manhattan, Jack; the concentration of people is going to be a real problem when they all start turning into zombies."
"Oh, hey, shopping mall, maybe the zombie virus isn't here yet, and I need a new shirt."
"Jack! Have you ever been to the cinema? The two things you don't want to do to survive a zombie attack are HAVE SEX or GO TO THE MALL. YOU ARE FAILING."
Then there was this thing where the three of us along with three Filipino girls (they kept talking about how they were from the Philippines and vacations weren't supposed to go like this), stole a taxi cab. One of the girls was driving and Jack being pissy about that. I was bitching about Jack's leadership skills and one of the other girls was like, "but he's a reassuring presence isn't he?" "Well, he is nice to lean on," I said, squashed as we were in the vehicle.
Ultimately, we ditched the cab, lost the girls (Jack's fault, involving another fucking mall) and Patty led us all to safety over some roofs. When we were thwarted by corrupt police aiding the zombies, she opened a metal fire safety door and slammed it into their corrupt police faces. It was awesome. Then I kissed her, while Jack was all "hey, look at me, sulking on a roof."
So because Patty is awesome I am not dead of dream zombies. The end.
I'm having some mental aggravation about the apples and oranges problem of comparing TV shows to books. Do I equate episodes with chapters? Scenes with chapters? Do I just say hey, apples and oranges or do I do what I'm unfortunately starting to think makes the most sense, but my be utterly impossible, which is to do a full statement count for all the properties I'm discussing, thus allowing me to produce a percentage of death-related content. As horrifying as the thought of counting the number of statements in the entire Harry Potter series is, doing that work for TV programs is infinitely more annoying and time consuming.
Re: The Color Style Guide
Date: 2009-12-11 05:41 pm (UTC)Why is the New York Times made of such fucking fail?
Figure we'll get another piece on the horrible plight of white upper-middle class mothers this weekend or what?
Re: The Color Style Guide
Date: 2009-12-11 05:50 pm (UTC)Likely.
Also likely tied to the holiday season (leaning heavily towards Christmas-exclusive), with some sort of nauseating reference to The Help, and how Times Are Tough So We Couldn't Afford Manuella* This Year.
*Or any other ethnic name.
Re: The Color Style Guide
Date: 2009-12-11 10:37 pm (UTC)You mean those articles aren't works of passive-aggressive satire?
I especially liked the one of a mom relating the trauma of a discovering a missing piece while building a Lego playset like she had done a tour in Iraq...
Re: The Color Style Guide
Date: 2009-12-11 10:38 pm (UTC)Re: The Color Style Guide
Date: 2009-12-11 11:54 pm (UTC)