[personal profile] rm
You know all those Torchwood fics I write about Jack involving space ports or other odd austere, fundamentally colonialist environments? I am in the porntastic luxury hotel equivalent right now.

First off, it's in Bethnal Green, which is a bit the end of the world. Secondly, it's in a building from around 1810, that's been made dark, dreary and austere in a Kubrick-esque sort of way. The staff is Eastern European and both slightly hostile and overly helpful and there are enough weird decor items around that the whole thing feels a bit David Lynch as well.

The room itself is huge and one wall is all floor to ceiling glass windows that can be opened entirely to let in the air, as everything is covered with a weird, artful, modernist metal grating. The bathroom is completely exposed to the bedroom thanks to the glass wall the separates it (although there's a curtain that can be pulled across for privacy, but it can only be pulled across from the bedroom side, which is sort of sketchy).

It is soothing and lonely and the sort of place that says "use me in a location shoot for film about a luxury spa secretly run by malevolent aliens."

Right now, I'm trying to figure out the correct emotional response (although, you have to admit it's arguably the appropriate setting for the aftermath of this whole thing) and whether I should (or even can with the dreaded Sunday tube closures) figure out how to get to Camden Town for a Martin Carthy (dudes, Martin Carthy, I'm out of my mind if I don't go, but motivation feels challenging) gig.

ETA: There is a rubber ducky in the bathroom named LaLa (it's written on her). Pictures of EVERYTHING later.

Date: 2010-07-11 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byzantienne.livejournal.com
You went to the end of the world and I ended up in Magdalen College, Oxford.

... I don't know what my emotional state is, either, except that it probably oughtn't involve looking up taught courses in Chinese here, I don't need it, but I have to do something with all of this excess of desire for things I can never have.

Date: 2010-07-11 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rm.livejournal.com
The exile conversation will not quit, will it?

Date: 2010-07-11 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byzantienne.livejournal.com
No, it won't.

Date: 2010-07-11 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com
"It's a rubber ducky," Jack says, drawing closer, and then reconsiders. "A stylised representation of an old Earth waterfowl."

"Huh." The man studies it. "What's it for?"

"It's not really for anything."

"But what's it do?"

"It's decorative. Uh. A traditional human adornment for the shower or bath."

Jack waits for the snort of derision, but instead the man beams. "Brilliant! Waterproof art. Love it."


Also, you like Martin Carthy. THAT IS AWESOME.

Date: 2010-07-11 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
interactive waterproof art!

Date: 2010-07-11 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
This hotel sounds awesome in a delightful and terrifying way!

Date: 2010-07-11 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penguineggs.livejournal.com
DON"T MISS MARTIN CARTHY.

It's probably the upstairs room of the same pub I saw him and Norma Waterson in ages ago, and I think it's fairly accessible by bus. Tell the aliens to get off their tentacled backsides and give you a choice of bus routes and somewhere to top up your Oystercard or they're calamari.

Date: 2010-07-11 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rm.livejournal.com
Managed to get here. It's some little vegetarian cafe.

Date: 2010-07-11 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
Awesome! Enjoy!

Date: 2010-07-11 06:20 pm (UTC)
ext_3685: Stylized electric-blue teapot, with blue text caption "Brewster North" (enjoy your ood)
From: [identity profile] brewsternorth.livejournal.com
That does sound extraordinarily weird. I look forward to pictures.

Philistine that I am, I don't know who Martin Carthy even is, beyond presumably some kind of performer (I shall go find out) but going to Camden Town for a gig you've really been hankering for sounds like a good idea, if you can make the tube journey work.

Date: 2010-07-11 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree00faery.livejournal.com
Sounds exciting! Looking forward to pictures.

Date: 2010-07-11 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
When you are home and composed you must write about a luxury spa secretly run by malevolent aliens!

Date: 2010-07-12 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com
I second this.

Add this; what diabolical purpose have the aliens given the traditional rubber ducky?

Date: 2010-07-11 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayoub.livejournal.com
I used to live near Bethnal Green :D

Date: 2010-07-11 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
Sounds like the Town Hall? I thought it looked pretty interesting when I first read about it. I'll be staying in Bethnal Green this weekend - we really are just missing each other.

If it is the Town Hall and you eat at the restaurant there, let us know what you think. I've heard very mixed reviews.

Date: 2010-07-11 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rm.livejournal.com
Yup, that's where I am. It is interesting, but it's also dreary. Would be great if Patty were here and the whole point of the weekend was to never get out of bed. Very sex-friendly space. But as a base of operations or a normal hotel experience, it's just BIZARRE. It's oddly well suited to my current emotional condition (conference withdrawal, the unbelievabley fucking depressing subject of my paper, etc), but STRANGE.

Date: 2010-07-12 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bodlon.livejournal.com
I sincerely hope you went for the Martin Carthy.

Also, I'm sold on your hotel. Not in a "going there sounds really nice" sort of way, but in the way I was sold on things like Greyhound Hell. It's an Experience that one comes away from with new things in one's head.

Date: 2010-07-12 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rm.livejournal.com
I did. It was awesome. I'd write about it now but have to pack up, get breakfast and get my tattoo.

Date: 2010-07-12 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com
Weird - L. just had that same sketchy glass bathroom curtain situation in Chicago. Bachelor party weekend. Picture the possibilities.

Now L. is wondering if the hotels are related.

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