[TW fic] The Seventh Time Jack Shagged Ianto Silly

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Title: The Seventh Time Jack Shagged Ianto Silly
Rating: R
Spoilers: CoE, "Day 4" (so that's your warnings right there, although story takes place right at beginning of episode, not at the end).
Notes: Part of Seven Times Jack Shagged Ianto Silly as spawned in the comments at tw_gleeclub and written by 7 different authors. All the parts are going to be linked in one place later this weekend, and I will add that here, so you can read the 7 pieces of the story together.




They don't even get out of the warren of warehouses before Jack swerves the car off the road so abruptly that, for a moment, Ianto's sure he's about to intentionally ram it into one of the other buildings.

“What're you --”

Jack grabs his face and cuts him off with a kiss, so hard and, well, random, that Ianto can't even properly respond. Ianto almost feels guilty, because right now, everything really needs to be perfect, because nothing's been perfect between them or the planet or the stars for a damn long time.

“Don't say anything,” Jack says against his lips.

Ianto struggles against it, but starts laughing anyway. And then Jack does too.

“Are you out of your mind?” he hisses at Jack, who seems too frantic to get their trousers open particularly efficiently.

“End of the world --” Jack says breathlessly.

“Getting end-ier,” Ianto notes.

“A few minutes. It doesn't matt --”

“It matters,” Ianto says, placing a hand over the one Jack has just managed to get half inside his trousers.

Jack stills for a moment and blinks at him, clearly not getting it.

Ianto rolls his eyes. “Thank you,” he says.

This time it's Jack who starts laughing first.

“Shut up,” Ianto says fondly as Jack fists his cock and flicks his tongue in that small, perfect spot just behind Ianto's earlobe.

“You too,” Jack murmurs against him.

“Yeah,” Ianto says, before surging forward so he can shove both his hands down Jack's pants.


After, they tidy themselves as best they can, still snickering occasionally and not quite looking at each other, as if they've suddenly gone shy.

Ianto sighs, as one doesn't just walk into Thames House at the end of the world looking rumpled, but there's not really much for it.

As Jack pulls the car back onto the road, almost as abruptly and dangerously as he pulled it off, Ianto tilts his head back against the seat and closes his eyes, and smiles at the feel of the sun on his face. This moment is nearly all he could have ever asked for: a flash car, a tolerable suit, and I will die smelling of you.

Comments

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yes. That last line is just perfect. Thank you for writing this!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[nisaa.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THE LAST LINE. Just so perfect. Colours the whole following scene just wonderfully bittersweet.

Oh, Ianto!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I've always believed that Ianto a) knew he was going to die and b) had resolved his shit with Jack in their deciding to go into Thames House, so I'm glad this reflects forward.

[azn-jack-fiend.livejournal.com]

*sob* *applause*

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[wynkat1313.livejournal.com]

Oh Yeah! oh fucking yeah!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I like the tone of this comment. It's not just sad, because they're AWESOME.

[saharafic.livejournal.com]

You have an amazing ability to get me sucked into a story and then throw a line at me that just sucker punches me. Your stories are my canon.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. That means a lot.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

God. You broke me with that. Wonderful, masterful take on something I thought no one could ever fucking tackle.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I've wanted to for a long time, but it's v. v. hard, because there's just no room (to an extent that almost doesn't make sense) in the scripts as written. So finding the space, much less the tone, was a real hassle.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

Also, dropped a word in the first sentence.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Got it, thanks. (I kept changing the order of that sentence, and clearly paid for it).

[nancybrown.livejournal.com]

Perfect.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[penny-sieve.livejournal.com]

This is canon! *nods*

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

damn that's lovely!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Omigod. Omigod, omigod. Yes. This is exactly what happened. This fixes a little hole in my Torchwood heart.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm glad it served.

[withywindle01.livejournal.com]

OMG! This couldn't have been more perfectly timed - I just finished rewatching COE 5 minutes ago, and I really, really needed this! That last line is to die for (no pun intended)!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. I'm glad it served.

I'm one of those people who was satisfied with CoE, but it's pretty damn brutal.

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. This is my canon now.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Truly glad it worked for you. Thank you.

[teaboyfan.livejournal.com]

What a perfect place to leave them. Nothing makes Ianto's death easier, but restoring their connection makes it endurable.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm glad it worked for you.

[stlscape.livejournal.com]

Thank you for putting them back where they should be (instead of where the script left them.) Those short few minutes really shift the feel of what happens later, making this episode much easier to accept.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm glad it served.

[canaana.livejournal.com]

"This moment is nearly all he could have ever asked for: a flash car, a tolerable suit, and I will die smelling of you."

Oh, man. How perfect and utterly visceral.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you. This story had a lot of false starts in the writing of it, and once I figured it out, it felt really obvious as a "truth." I'm so glad it works for you.

[gwyd.livejournal.com]

That's wildly comforting. Thanks you.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad. Thank you!

[threewalls]

Beautiful set-up for that perfect last line.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[bk_forever]

The last line breaks my heart, but at least you fix one of CoE's blunders, and I love the sheer ludicrousness (is that even a word), no wonder they were laughing! For a moment at the end there, Ianto is content.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And it is ridiculous! I keep walking around muttering "End-ier!" since I wrote this.

[remuslives23.livejournal.com]

God, I was all good with the imminent death thing until you slogged me with that last line. Porn that makes me teary - I shouldn't love it as much as I do. This was fantastic!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It wasn't as porny as I thought was appropriate to the exercise, but this was about the only way I could make it go. Luckily, you and everyone else gave us buckets of porntasticness!

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

gorgeous, wonderful atmosphere and the last line is brilliant

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much.

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

Oh my word that last liineis heartbreaking,knowing waht will happen in Thames house.

Wonderful fic.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[chamilet]

It was all hot and then I will die smelling of you.

*sob*

[rm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it kinda jumped out at me, and then I was like "I hope tragedy makes you all hard!"

[iballs2entrails.livejournal.com]

That last line is amazing.

[rm.livejournal.com]

THank you!