No! You cannot have me!

I am auditioning for this thing today that requires an intentionally bad and over the top accent. And it seems to have morphed into some hideous cross between Angelina Jolie in Alexander and Mango from SNL.

ugh

I just strained the crap out of my voice at a Mountain Dew casting.

But dude, I've gone from the unbreakable lull to all the auditions ever lately. It's actually freaking me out a little. Like I want to book some stuff so I can have a stability of schedule for a while, I'm definitely teetering on the bad overwhelmed feeling.

digital eruv

This is utterly fascinating, and educational for the less Jew-familiar (and NYC-familiar) of you.

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http://dziga.com/eruv/

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You know, I may be starting to understand why we're supposed to be alarmed by the French.

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Do not click if really, really, really wacked out by bugs, although it only contains a fake bug, but.... woah?

(P.s., not really work safe, but not really work unsafe either -- it's from an AIDS prevention poster and it's got naughty written all over it, but it's not revealing or anything, just freakish).

ow

My stress fracture in my foot is back. Two days before a dance audition. This sucks. Badly.

So does the fact that I was a distractable bitch on the phone with someone I actually care about.

Ugh. It's clearly a pain of my own making day.