No! You cannot have me!

[rm]

I am auditioning for this thing today that requires an intentionally bad and over the top accent. And it seems to have morphed into some hideous cross between Angelina Jolie in Alexander and Mango from SNL.

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[username-ha.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll run into Chris Kattan today. I figure he's looking for work.

Hey, at least you don't have to wear Mango's outfits.

[rm.livejournal.com]

There's an eyepatch involved.

[username-ha.livejournal.com]

*chuckling* Too bad it's not "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Arrrrgh!

BTW, that's not 'til October. You know, if you want to mark your calendar.

For what are you auditioning?

[rm.livejournal.com]

A show called Tiny Dynamite that involves my roommate's theater company and an associate theater company. I've seen the piece, and it's quite good.

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Oh, the site is dreamscapetheatre.org if you're interested and/or bored.

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh. Muh. Gawd.

That's . . . oh god.