okay, sometimes my job is funny

I'm going to have to do analysis on the Forbes article referenced because it mentions Ebay and Microsoft -- eventhough the article is about Lucius Malfoy's supposed holdings in said companies.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/leaky_cauldron/313355.html

ETA: Actually, follow the link and then follow the link to the Forbes piece, which is a decent length. Most amusing? Even Forbes thinks Cissy and Severus are doing it.

ETA2: Second most amusing thing? The Forbes link inviting you to track news about this industry. Which industry is that, exactly? crack!fic?