rm | more Yami no Matsuei

Okay, so Yami no Matsuei...

It's like every single fandom id moment wrapped up into one story. Like... HOW CAN THIS BE REAL?

I just in all sincerity said to Patty "So let me get this straight, there's this evil dude who wants to fuck this guy who works for the death ministry so he raped this 13-year-old and put a spell on him to kill him so he could wind up being that dude's partner at the death ministry. So then he kidnaps the kid to lure the dude he wants to bang to him, and gets pissed when the dude is more into the now 16-year-old than him. WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?"

Patty says, "not quite. The thing with the kid was sort of coincidental, but now it's an issue."

Me: "And if you are partners with someone at the death ministry, you just go 'OF COURSE I SHOULD BANG MY WORK COLLEAGUES, THAT"S A GREAT IDEA!!'"

Patty: "Yeah."

Me: "THIS IS FANDOM'S ID. I now understand every weird trope I've ever seen in any fandom where I'm like WHY WHY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING."

Patty: "Yeah."

Me: "Also, what's with the owl?"