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I have very small muffins and they make most things better. I also have an audition today for something very very amusing in a way that's nearly impossible to explicate at this point, although I am feeling dread due to the realization that I've just had that I _suck_ a stage auditions for some reason, considering I've done more stage work. So that's odd. Also, I had sort of wanted to fuck off today, but there is no fucking off.

But I have very small muffins, and that helps immeasureably, eventhough I do have to write an essay tonight about why I should lead educational scotch events and what scotch means to me.