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[rm]

Someone tell Rob Bresney I'm already on it, but that if we could refrain from discussing breathing spider bits, that would be good.

Science writer David Bodanis says there are always so many fragments of spider legs floating in the air that you are constantly inhaling them wherever you go. I encourage you to think of this now and then in the coming week, Libra. Whenever you do, engage in the following meditation: Imagine that you are bolstering your power to weave metaphorical webs; fantasize that every day in every way you are building a silky network designed to help you get what you want; visualize yourself as being light and strong, like a spider.

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[hodsthorn.livejournal.com]

Oh, eww.

This reminds me of something Johnny Carson did on the Tonight Show about twenty years ago--he had a mathematician on, and the two of them had worked this out ahead of time. Johnny had the entire audience take a deep breath at once, and then announced that there was a 99% chance that one of them had just inhaled an atom of the air from the last breath of Julius Caesar.

I didn't want to breathe for a week.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, I think that's cool. But I was almost a classics major.

[ex-mijra932.livejournal.com]

This is making people give me evil looks for laughing in the computer lab. Exactly what sort of point is breathing spider legs supposed to make on Libra readers, anyway?