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Having put my crazy back in the box, allow me this opportunity to showcase someone else's crazy:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/81667582.html

Fucking Craigslist. This was posted where the casting notices are supposed to go.

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Reply to: stargazeur1@operamail.com
Date: 2005-07-01, 1:49PM EDT

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