perversely satisfying

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Go into a shop today to get a sandwich to bring to work.

I hand the guy a twenty. He says, "Okay, see you."

"No," I say, "I need my change."

"It's a joke!" he says, chiding me.

"Yes, but it's a joke that implies that I am stupid, and you are a thief. Since I know I'm not stupid, how about you go zero for two and give me my change?"


Also: Everyone employed by the USPS? Screeching morons.

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This belongs in WTMOLV.