HP character piano bar hell

[rm]

Tonight tsarina, roadnotes, coyotegoth and Matt ("not even an HP fan, just a geek") and I went to Rose's Turn. After an offhand remark about the Phoenix Rising pre-opening night karaoke party and what I, in my Snape coat, should theoretically sing, we got on this thread of "the perfect karaoke/piano bar/cabaret songs for HP characters." Thanks to roadnotes we were able to document it. Now we present it to you. Please add your own.

Because it's not just obscene, but obscenely long -- cut tags!


Hermione
Like a Virgin
On My Own (from Les Mis)
I Want to be Dirty
Time is On My Side
Sugar Walls (yes, that was me)
Now You Know
Darling Nikki (no, that wasn't me)


Draco
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Popular (Wicked)
I Want it Now (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)
Seven Deadly Virtues (Camelot)
The Weeping Song (as a duet with Lucius)


Lucius
I Never Do Anything Twice
What Do the Simple Folk Do? (Camelot)
Kiss Them For Me
I Feel Pretty (West Side Story)
Personal Jesus
Master & Servant
Sweet Dreams
The Weeping Song (duet with Draco)
Sweet Child of Mine (originally a suggestion for Remus, but then a discussion on the note cards where we were all figuring this out ensued: "Just think how much more upsetting it would be if Lucius sung it." "to Draco---?" "Yes.")
Breaking Us In Two


Severus
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (Wicked)
Hurts So Good
I Don't Know How to Love Him (this is so hysterically funny to me that people should perhaps be concerned)
Don't Stand So Close to Me
Let's Make Lots of Money
Never Let Me Down
Missionary Man
Company Theme (crackfic!Snape)
Nobody's Side (Chess)
Breaking Us in Two
Route 66 (HomeFriesNazi!Snape)


Remus
Come What May (duet with Sirius)
The Way We Were
Sweet Child of Mine
I Try
Moonshadow
I am Stretched on Your Grave
The Wind That Shakes the Barley
Julia
Nothing Compares 2U
Fire and Rain
Constant Craving
The Show Must Go On
Stranger Song
Something to Talk About (or Trio in Azkaban -- thanks Curan!)
Under Pressure
2HB
My Heart Will Go On


Sirius
Werewolves of London (until Remus yells at him to shut up)
Ring of Fire
Purple Rain
You Wreck Me
Who Wants to Live Forever?
Forever Young
I want to be your Dog
Never Tear Us Apart
Nothing Compares 2 U
I'm on Fire
Princes of the Universe (w/ James)
2HB


Any Random Weasley
Twins -- Anything Yu Can Do, I Can Do Better
Bill -- She Loves My Tractor Dragon
Bill -- Walk Like an Egyptian
Ron -- Smells LIke Teen Spirit
Ginny -- Somwhere Over the Rainbow
All -- So Long, Farewell


Freakish Random Shit
Purebloods -- You've Got to Be Carefully Taught
Voldemort to Nagini -- Never Tear Us Apart
Harry & Voldemort -- With or Without You
Dementors -- Be Our Guest
Seamus -- I Want my MTV
Bellatrix -- Baby's on Fire
Lockhart -- Dr. Feelgood
Voldemort -- Bela Luogsi's Dead
Voldemort -- Heart-shaped Box
Hagrid -- If I Were King of the Forest
Tonks -- Last Kiss
Buckbeak -- Don't Fence Me In
Pettigrew -- Hotel california
Sorting Hat -- Tradition
Narcissa -- Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Hagrid -- Putting on the Ritz
Bellatrix -- Rose's Turn
Horcruxes -- Piece of My Heart
Tom Riddle -- Jumping Jack Flash
Bellatrix -- Troy
Bellatrix -- Queen & the Soldier
Viktor Krum -- Pretty in PInk
Death Eater Chorus -- Scary Monsters
Voldemort -- Paint it Black
Arabella Figg -- Witchy Woman
Lockhart -- C'est Moi
Bellatrix -- Gold Dust Woman
Ginny Weasley & Tom Riddle -- Don't You Want Me?
Minerva -- Knocking on Heaven's Door
Minerva -- Cat Scratch Fever
Minerva -- Acrobat
Minerva -- Celdonian Blues
Tonks -- Brass in Pocket
Pettigrew -- Tainted Love
Dumbledore or Voldemort -- Trust in Me (Jungle Book)
Squid/Castle -- Wild Horses
Neville -- Sweet Transvestite (I have no idea where this came from)
Fleur -- I Enjoy Being a Girl
Dumbledore -- Puff the Magic Dragon
Harry -- Heroes
Voldemort -- Lallabye (The Cure)
Harry -- China Girl
Rita Skeeter -- Everybody Knows
Squid/Castle -- Octopus's Garden
Dumbledore to Snape -- Don't Leave Me This Way
Aberforth Dumbledore -- Worst Pies in London
Rabastan LeStrange -- 18 & Life to Go
Bellatrix -- Polly
James & Lilly -- Jack & Diane
Neville & Luna -- Square Pegs theme
Narcissa -- Landslide
Narcissa -- Rhianon
Luna -- Spacedog
James & Lily's funeral -- Hey Jude

Comments

Re: and I was just going on about fanmixes....

[rm.livejournal.com]

I know I just saw your post and figured something was in the air!

Thank you!

We had a blast. I might scan in the orignal horrible notecards where we worked this al out.

Re: and I was just going on about fanmixes....

[alabastard.livejournal.com]

How about Lucius singing Klaus Nomi's version of Total Eclipse operatic style LOL

Re: and I was just going on about fanmixes....

[rm.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I just tried to explain Klaus Nomi to tsarina and failed. Perhaps you'd like to try.

Re: and I was just going on about fanmixes....

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

"He's like David Bowie, only operatic and wierd."

Re: and I was just going on about fanmixes....

[alabastard.livejournal.com]

The Klaus File (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Nomi)