Every time I think about this, especially the Hahahahahah....you MUST! response, I think of those soft-and-floppy-made-for-stuffing cocks they sell at Babeland.
Those would be the cocks I'm thinking of. I have one that I originally got for my Brian Slade costume a couple of years back. That one might be a bit too endowed for this occassion though.
What about my personal option, which is to pack all of it and obsess until the actual day?
And there's got to be a way to pack that will survive dancing - but I could've sworn Regency pants usually meant men tucked? In which case it actually ought to be easier to make it stay put, but maybe uncomfortable for dancing.
Wear the dress and be a boy in drag? (I really must send you a copy of _The Masqueraders_ after I unpack; it's possibly the best Georgette Heyer cross-dresser book.)
I can never make decisions like these for myself until the last minute.
Yes, chances are I'm just going to bring everything with me.
As for the matter of packing -- I think that the way the clothes are cut (and the fact that I've gottne better at this sort of thing), I'm not in danger of cocks winding up where they shouldn't. That said, really, at a certain point, I'm just being unkind to the poor, nice, normal, lovely vintage dance people. On the other hand, there are apparently lots of people coming this year that I've never met, and I'm sort of curious what I can get away with in ridiculous circumstances and low light.
Men's pants don't look right without packing. You do have to be slightly more aware of it, because packers, when bumped against someone, are not quite as soft as a regular penis, and it seems women always think you're half-hard. This is probably less of a problem for you than me, since most of these people know you're "really" a girl, but I thought a woman was going to slap me one time when I bumped into her on an extremely crowded bus.
Well, I suppose there will be some refuge both in the fact that women will be in voluminous gowns and men's pants of that era are cut basically to say, "OMG, STARE AT MY COCK," so I can probably even get away with more than I'd want to.
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Date: 2006-10-13 06:19 pm (UTC)I can't believe I just typed that at work.
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Date: 2006-10-13 08:31 pm (UTC)And there's got to be a way to pack that will survive dancing - but I could've sworn Regency pants usually meant men tucked? In which case it actually ought to be easier to make it stay put, but maybe uncomfortable for dancing.
Wear the dress and be a boy in drag? (I really must send you a copy of _The Masqueraders_ after I unpack; it's possibly the best Georgette Heyer cross-dresser book.)
I can never make decisions like these for myself until the last minute.
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Date: 2006-10-13 08:35 pm (UTC)As for the matter of packing -- I think that the way the clothes are cut (and the fact that I've gottne better at this sort of thing), I'm not in danger of cocks winding up where they shouldn't. That said, really, at a certain point, I'm just being unkind to the poor, nice, normal, lovely vintage dance people. On the other hand, there are apparently lots of people coming this year that I've never met, and I'm sort of curious what I can get away with in ridiculous circumstances and low light.
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Date: 2006-10-13 09:00 pm (UTC)I envy you now.
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Date: 2006-10-13 08:59 pm (UTC)Well, I suppose there will be some refuge both in the fact that women will be in voluminous gowns and men's pants of that era are cut basically to say, "OMG, STARE AT MY COCK," so I can probably even get away with more than I'd want to.
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