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[rm]

Emptying out a bag I brought to the Assembly that I need to use today, I find it contains:

- wig
- rosin
- replacement waistcoat buttons
- cock

*headdesk*

At least I thought to empty it.

Comments

[fuyukodachi.livejournal.com]

I can't find my penis.

Life is hard.

[winterknight.livejournal.com]

yes, but is it YOURS?

(one hopes?)

[rm.livejournal.com]

Well, I do make an effort not to run around ahndling strange cocks anymore. I mean really, I have literature for those impulses nowadays.

[magnetgirl.livejournal.com]

Now THAT'S a purse to bring to "Let's make a deal"!

[karnythia.livejournal.com]

I so want to put this on metaquotes. May I?

[rm.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll remove the friends-only factor. I should start a betting pool on how long it takes for the "are you a boy or a girl?" thing to start.

[karnythia.livejournal.com]

Done And I couldn't resist posting it here in mobettameta too. I'm betting by the 8th comment someone will ask about your gender.

[rm.livejournal.com]

I have a wittier response than usual all lined up too.

*villainfingers*

[phaenix-ash.livejournal.com]

oooohhh...but whose cock is it? that's the question!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Well, mine if I'm going to be normal about it. Considering my many alter egos though, one could suppose that's marginally complicated.

[phaenix-ash.livejournal.com]

my immediate reaction = "oooh -- it's snape's!" coffee. out. nose.

in which I take the fifth

[rm.livejournal.com]

.

*snerk*

[schpahky.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[redstapler.livejournal.com]

I'm restraining myself from pasting the entirety of the lyrics to "Detachable Penis."

(Ahh, King Missle. The *only* band I ever saw at CBGB's...)

[torenheksje.livejournal.com]

One hopes you recognized them all as yours....

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

That killed me. ;)

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

That may be the best sbow-bag list ever.

[rfairney.livejournal.com]

why would you need to carry Rosin around with you ?

[rm.livejournal.com]

Because I was attending a Regency Ball in a place with slippery floors and needed it for my slippers.

[rfairney.livejournal.com]

ooh fancy! ;)

[monkeycurious.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

An old favorite tune that would play in the bar at University whilst we got drunk and talked shit about the universe.

It meant something different then, of course, but it seems apropos.

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

...I've had bags like that come home after parties too. As long as most of the items are yours or you at least know whose they are and why they're in your bag, it's all okay.

Unless you need to go through airport security the day after, which can be embarrassing.

Or like the time some folks staggering home from the party found my corset draped drunkenly over a bush three blocks from the party house. Nobody knows how it got there.

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

You carry spare buttons but nothing to attach them with?

[rm.livejournal.com]

Different bag.

[evil-genius.livejournal.com]

*only asks because he wants to hear the joke*

Are you a girl or a boy?

[rabidfangirlism.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I was going to ask, but you beat me too it.

[evil-genius.livejournal.com]

It's part of the whole Evil Genius thing.