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[rm]

http://www.peer.org/news/news_id.php?row_id=801

I really should stop being surprised.

Basically, if you visit the Grand Canyon and ask how old it is, they won't tell you, because they don't want to offend Creationists.

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[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

Just one more item to add to my ever-building rant: "You Know Why Everybody Makes Fun Of The U.S.? Because Unfortunately By Majority We Are A Christian Nation And I Have Yet To Find A Religion More Impervious To Logic Or Critical Thinking Than Christianity!"

[melebeth]

On a happier note, Gerald Ford left a posthumous statement calling the Iraq war stupid.

[billijean.livejournal.com]

huh?

Well.. now *I'm* offended. What are they going to do about that?

Nothing, I'll wager :/

[alterjess.livejournal.com]

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At the very least, PEER is exaggerating this -- the official Parks Service Grand Canyon FAQ says (http://www.nps.gov/grca/faqs.htm#old):

How old is the Canyon?

That's a tricky question. Although rocks exposed in the walls of the canyon are geologically quite old, the Canyon itself is a fairly young feature. The oldest rocks at the canyon bottom are close to 2000 million years old. The Canyon itself - an erosional feature - has formed only in the past five or six million years. Geologically speaking, Grand Canyon is very young.

I can't find any evidence beyond the PEER article that the Parks Service is doing anything more sinister than selling a crappy book in their gift shop.

[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, I was right. I bitched about some of these things a hair over two years ago. [link (http://hangedwoman.livejournal.com/40607.html)]

[lllvis.livejournal.com]

heh! Ok fine...so YOUR friends will comment on that bit of stupidity! I imagine mine won't cuz they're too busy shaking their heads in disbelief...!!

[lolliejean.livejournal.com]

Good fucking grief. :::eyeroll:::

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi there!

As I commented in synnoveaevael's journal:

"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them.
"Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years."
"Well, how fucking scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good"

"You believe the world's 12 thousand years old?"
"That's right."
"Okay, I got one question to ask you. A one word question. Ready?"
"Uh-uh."
"Dinosaurs"

You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.'"

"Dinosaur fossils?"
"God put those there to test our faith."
"Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that?"
"Uh huh."
"Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be... fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA."

--The Late Great Bill Hicks