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I swear to god, if I owned a gun I'd use it to shoot that fucking cockroach.

Note: real, not metaphorical, cockroach

Date: 2008-07-16 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-aulnoy.livejournal.com
What you want is a Pest Contro 1000. It's an as-sold-on-TV thingy that I bought out of desperation about 8 years ago, when I lived in the most vermin-infested apartment known to man. We used to decide who got the first slice of toast by who got the higher kill count before breakfast. And, I am seriously talking double-digits here. We tried *everything* within reason ... and the morning I woke up to find a roach sitting on my pillow waving at me was the morning I went beyond reason and into desperation and bought the handy little device I like to call The Verminator.

Seriously? Within a week, the roaches were just ... gone. I haven't had an issue with any kind of insect life since (except for the stray yearly waterbug who comes along, and I assume they're just passing through). Also, I recommend this to people often enough that I ought to, a) have some kind of a boilerplate form ready on my desktop, and b) be getting some kind of a kickback from the company.

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