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I swear to god, if I owned a gun I'd use it to shoot that fucking cockroach.

Note: real, not metaphorical, cockroach

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[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

I am so completely phobic of roaches that my only argument with this statement is that my hands might shake. My usual panicked reaction is to want to set fire to the room and possibly the whole building. (After, you know, screaming, hyperventilating and freaking out.)