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I swear to god, if I owned a gun I'd use it to shoot that fucking cockroach.

Note: real, not metaphorical, cockroach

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[hakeber.livejournal.com]

And it was big as a taxi, yes? That is one of the few bugs I'm phobic of. I dance on furniture and shriek killitkillitkillit!