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I swear to god, if I owned a gun I'd use it to shoot that fucking cockroach.

Note: real, not metaphorical, cockroach

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[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

I confess, in my youth, to being driven mad by a cricket that was chirping incessantly until 3AM that I ended up trying to stab it with a pocket knife.

*hangs head in shame*