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Dear all porntastic fanfic writers in every fandom ever:

Can we never, ever refer to ejaculate as "essence" again?

Please?

Thanks!

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Verbing works for ejaculate, but not for essence: "He essenced into his cloak." "She's one of the few women I know who can essence."

No, doesn't work.