grr bad!fic

[rm]

Dear all porntastic fanfic writers in every fandom ever:

Can we never, ever refer to ejaculate as "essence" again?

Please?

Thanks!

Comments

[graene.livejournal.com]

It bothers me less than the idea that *every* male orgasm involves their soul being sucked out of them. By the end of the fic, some of these guys must have less soul left than Voldemort.

[weirdquark]

See, that would actually make for an interesting premise.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Well, that's kind of like Angel's gypsy curse, isn't it? :p