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[rm]

In looking for something for me that will also fit Patty as an outfit for the holiday ball, I came across this page of things:

http://recollections.biz/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=sale

The $99 taffeta gown with the barely there sleeves (in green) with the belted sash in same and a nice hoop seems good and likely for a range of events and steampunkery for us both.

But can you guess what thing I totally don't need on that page I totally fucking want?

ETA: comments now totally hilarious

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[rm.livejournal.com]

Muff is a hilarious answer.

Made more hilarious by a quest I went on several years ago to find one to buy for someone as a gift.

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

I remember when I was a little girl at church one Sunday in winter another girl had a little fur wrap and a muff and I was so jealous. I then grew up and learned what muff was slang for.

But sometimes I still really want a muff. :D