seriously?

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There's a gas leak in our office building and the elevators have been shut down.

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FOR THE WIN?

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Well, both of the freeways nearest me are jammed because early this morning, a couple of morons got themselves killed going west on the eastbound lanes, leading to a messy head-on collision. Freeways are completely impassable, and this explains the helicopters overhead.