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[rm]

So I signed up for kink_bingo.

And this is my card:





There are only one or two things there that I'm so meh about I can't imagine writing them. It's not even that they're squicks, it's that I don't get it, at all. And there's really only one thing I'm disappointed isn't on there. So a good draw overall.

I'm also going to try to force myself to write multiple pairings and fandoms. I already have some Jack/Ianto ideas and a Gwen/Rhys idea and I should totally try to do a Lilah/Wesley fic since Patty's ALL about that.

Comments

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Well, the center image is a wild card -- in any direction so you can do your missed kink there.

I want to see your take on obedience. And chastity devices. And ... uh. yeah.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay!

Also, wow, do I seriously not remember how Bingo works? I'm having a moment of horrified personal amazement.

Thank you.

I think the first thing I'm going to do is actually that top row, so you're probably in luck.

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

LOL - everything I learned about how to play bingo I learned from kink_bingo.

There's a whole bunch of ways to earn points (double lines, diagonal X fill, postage stamps etc) and I know you're fairly competative so that should add energy to the process.

I think the constant struggle for me with KB has been writing short. I can't do it.

[rm.livejournal.com]

The writing short thing worries me too. And I'm actually trying NOT to be competitive with this as I feel sort of randomly toxic lately and mostly this is a need to write fiction/sex/porn/fanfic/Torchwood etc thing, since I've been doing none of that lately other than looking at various half finished stories I've lying around here and there.

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Well, then disregard all that stuff I said!

The community is very low pressure, encoraging and enthusiastic w/o being obnoxious or competative. It's a pleasure to participate in, even for me who is both completely non-competative and generally fails at meeting fannish deadlines.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

Yeah I quashed my very momentary wonder about joining WIAD because I just... no. Any competitiveness is out for me. But there's a long time available for KB and I do love my kink so I figured I'd have a go this time.

[such_heights]

So you'll be doing mechanical/technological? *dances with joy* Probably the kink I'm most excited about this year, along with gender play.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Yup. It's one of the more challenging ones for me, but not impossible. (Tickling seems IMPOSSIBLE, because I hate being tickled).

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

I don't hate tickling but it's so completely non-sexy so I can't imagine how to make it so.

[rm.livejournal.com]

When I did sex work I had tickle clients. And I still don't get it. I may eventually decide this is enough of a challenge that I'll decide to write it, but right now it's hard for me to fathom.

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

Sorry, coming in late to this discussion (now that I've signed up, I'm going back and checking out everyone's cards :P), but I'm actually wondering if that's the way you could approach such a fic -- have one partner totally not getting it, but doing it for the other partner because they like it?

Or alternatively, you could go with a softer interpretation of the prompt -- light tickling that doesn't cause fits of laughter, but still causes goosebumps, shuddering, etc.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

It seems to be a hard-wiring thing. Some people hate tickling, some can't be tickled. If you are negative tickle response there's no way to get it.
Maybe there's story in that?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I should perhaps do this. I've been trying to think of a summer writing project.

[ldybastet.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty good card! I hope I get a good one too. :D Good luck!

[rufus.livejournal.com]

what the devil are "pervertibles" when they're at home? perverted convertibles? Converted perverts? Things that can be converted for perverted use?

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Things that can be converted for perverted use. Cucumbers, duct tape, cat toys, etc.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

So...everything, then.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

OMG I was just thinking, "what would that be, like... cucumbers?"

I am quite pleased to have guessed this! :D

[rufus.livejournal.com]

that sounds like it could be a bingo card all by itself. (also, i just spent 30 seconds contemplating what might happen if someone duct-taped a cucumber to a cat toy before my brain shorted out. ahahahaha.)

but seriously, though, thank you for that clarification.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

I think that first row is evidence of Time Lord Intervention.
Have fun!

[tree00faery.livejournal.com]

This looks awesome! I somehow was not aware of this fest/comm/exchange/whatever's existence, so thank you for enlightening me.

*signs up*

[regyt.livejournal.com]

Will you be posting links to these fics here? Because I am dying to see where you go with these!

[rm.livejournal.com]

Yup. I'm working on the chastity devices one right now.

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, this is tempting me. But I shouldn't because I've just finished mmom, and I think I'm all porned out.

Still...

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought I pretty much knew at least the name and function of most kinks, but I have to say I have no idea what "pervertibles" is. *headtilt*

All I can think of is a Transformer who turns from a Cadillac into a sex toy, and I bet there's a market for those. Oooh, or a religious group! The Ancient Order of the Franciscan Pervertibles. Flagellation optional.

I'm reluctant to google now. There's no way the reality is going to live up to my expectations.

[rm.livejournal.com]

It's taking common items and repurposing.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

So I was almost right, with the Cadillac Transformer!

[rm.livejournal.com]

I just have to say I am writing the FILTHIEST fic right now (not with that square). But I think we're watching Buffy and eating dinner soon so it might be a few days.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I saw, chastity devices! Not my thing but I have faith you can make it hot anyway. :D

[rm.livejournal.com]

I think you'll appreciate the dysfunctional romance narrative that's appearing between the porntasticness.

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

a Transformer who turns from a Cadillac into a sex toy

Aside: this would have dramatically improved the Transformer movies.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Is there really much that wouldn't have dramatically improved the Transformer movies? :D

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

This is a pretty good card.

I got interested in the bingo, but I don't have a DW account, and they've moved there :(

[rm.livejournal.com]

You don't need a DW account to play. Open ID works fine.

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

Really? How do I make one?

[rm.livejournal.com]

You don't make one. Go to DW, choose "open id" login option and put in your LJ info!

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, okay. LOL. Sorry, I'm a little clueless when it comes to these novel ideas *blushes*

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

Oh my god can I have your card? There's only like two things on there I'm totally not into! *waiting for them to catch up with card request backlog*

[ophymirage.livejournal.com]

so LSA and I are trying this out (and waiting with phaetonschariot for the backlog to clear) but I'm a little confused. do we post our reply fics/art/whatever to our card-comment, or is there somewhere special they go, do you just include the card with every post, or how does it work?

[rm.livejournal.com]

Go to the link to the rules. Post your stories in your journal or at Ao3 or whatever. Then you post only the links to any bingo you get to the bingo post.

[ophymirage.livejournal.com]

I'm a dork, I just noticed the rules-link in the signup post. sorry, and thank you for the pointer.

also, like everyone else, I am slightly envious of your card. :D can't wait to see what comes up...

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I am SO LOOKING FORWARD to seeing what you do with this stuff.