The next SyFy movie you want to watch out for

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I have just received a casting notice for:

MEGA PYTHON VS GATOR-ROID
Set in Florida in present day. When a genetic experiment goes wrong, all hell breaks loose...

Man, this is the sort of thing that makes me think it's TRAGIC I don't live in LA.

FYI, I don't actually know if it's for SyFy, that's just my guess.

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[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

When the revolution comes, I get to take the execs who think this was a super idea out back and make them chop down the Empire State Building with a herring.

Extra Large Does Not Equal Science Fiction.

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

No, but it equals Really Fun Bad B-movie That Fans Dress Up To And/Or Sing Along With.

[dr-is-in.livejournal.com]

And this is why I am glad SyFy wasn't in the running to get their mitts on Torchwood.

Yeah, its most likely for SyFy (or direct to DVD obscurity). This is the same channel that has brought us gems like Dinocroc....which is on in 4 minutes (I only know this because I am watching tv with Bill and he's watching wrestling on the channel).

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

:D Yes! More gloriously silly Saturday night movies!

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Do want.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

GATORS!!! GATORS ON STEROIDS! how could this be bad?

[moizissimo.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a better idea. My first thought was gators with hemorrhoids.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

either way, we'd have some really pissed-off gators

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

ROID RAGE GATORS. Nothing can go wrong here. Nothing.

This is my 5th movie, Kel, all picked out! TO THE BLANKET FORT.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

someone has to watch that gdl sherlock movie with me b/c i still have not seen it and everyone already watched it without me!
it's got dinosaurs in it

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I'm a bad Torchwood fan because I only want to watch that film for Dominic Keating (iiiicon). And the dinosaurs. That can be number 6.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

that's perfectly alright - i only want to watch it so i can finish my super-sekrit vid for someone :)

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

Could it be for Asylum? :)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

We can only hope! More work for GDL!!!

[sevendayloan.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Oh my god This is amazingly brilliant. I would pay serious money to be a part of that show.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

"GATOR-ROID"? Would that be an alligator that's been dosed with steroids, or one that's part robot?*

* I know the term "android" applies only to robots which mimic the human form, but I'm not sure the people running SyFy are aware of that.

[dm811.livejournal.com]

possibly a football player with a medical problem??

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

What hath University of Florida Athletics wrought?

[ladyofthelog.livejournal.com]

GATER-ROID 2: THE WRATH OF TEBOW

[citrinesunset.livejournal.com]

All I can think of is gatorade. Only with steroids or something.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

I'm certain they aren't.

[dm811.livejournal.com]

Oh no no, you misunderstand. As a native Floridian, I an assure you that this happens all the time. Gator-riods a a major problem here, constantly causing wreaks on the highways. And we're working on a plan to use Mega Pythons to corral the BP oil in the Gulf.
Oh wait. I think I just wrote the sequel XP

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

And would the tri-quel be Mega Pythons trained to attack enemy subs in WWIII?

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, wait... the Mega Pythons would be used to attack alien invaders in the tri-quel. That's it!

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Ah, the SyFyLys Channel. What shall we do without you?

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

I call it that too!

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Oh, you KNOW that's a SciFi movie. It would have to be. What if the Barrowman were to be cast in it? I saw him on some...shark movie sequel of theirs once. You know you want to go for it!

[laufeyette.livejournal.com]

I saw him on some...shark movie sequel of theirs once.

That movie is so awesome! I'm still trying to decide if STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE was quite as good.

(SyFy movie titles must always be in caps. I don't know why.)

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

I think Shark Attack 3: Megalodon wins on the basis of The Line.

[laufeyette.livejournal.com]

The Line is pretty amazing, but "It was a robot head!" is already a meme, lol. That has to count for something. XD

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

MEGA piranha was Oscar worthy! Hahah.

[annathepiper]

With a title like that, who else COULD it be for? :D

"Gator-Roid". WOW.

[citrinesunset.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. That's got to be a SyFy movies.

[thatwordgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hah! Himself just submitted for that one...

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOO!

I love totally bad silly B movies! One star theater! Yeah! Plus I do my best painting when there's one playing in the background. (Don't know why.)

That title sounds like someone watched way too many Japanese monster movies, and said, "hey! We could do something like this and set it off the Florida coast!"

[abnormal-apathy.livejournal.com]

I hope that whatever happens, that gator swallows Miami whole. During WMC. Shot at the Delano pool party, of course. Oh yes, and Dan Marino has to be in the scene...with David Hasselhoff...singing a duet...just because.

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

I read that as "Gator-AID" at first.

I can see the ad now...

Gator-Aid: "Is it in you?"

Mega-Python: *Nom-nom-nom* "Yep."

[bitsyrant.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to get the rewrite and make this into a supernatural romance where Mega Python and Gator-roid fight for the affection of a generic every woman. I would totally be Team Gator-roid because Mega Python is so totally emo and his fans don't understand the dark, complex love that a steroid/robot gator thingie shares with a young, thin, white girl.

[weirdquark]

No, no, this is Hollywood, so she's gotta be idealized, which would make her Japanese.

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Clearly high art, this. I will bet you good $ that it's SyFy.