the questions of our times: formality and vampires

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This, thanks to a discussion started by weirdquark. Please do visit the comments where you will learn many things including the many ways formality is structured in different languages (something my questions did not fully take into account, and I apologize for that), werewolf pack dynamics considerations, and whether there are vampires in France.

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Here via filkerdave. If there were a fill-in, I'd surely note that by preference, I'd address the vampire from across running water, with a garlic necklace, wooden stake in hand, in bright daylight. Not that I dislike vampires, but I have this thing about retaining true life :-)