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[rm]

Yo double-parked jackass outside my building blasting hip-hop so loud it's making my second floor windows vibrate,

I've got expired eggs in the fridge, and I'm not afraid to throw them at you. And I've got fantaaaastic aim.

We clear?

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[melyndabelinda.livejournal.com]

If you do egg the guy you should take pictures. I'd like to see his expression.

i made one guy go away once...

[haya.livejournal.com]

I took my laser pointer and aimed it at his passenger window, I thin khe thought it was a gun site and scooted out of there!

I wish people would get that it isn't good to disturb people just because you happen to drive by.

Re: i made one guy go away once...

[rm.livejournal.com]

I can deal with it on a drive by basis, he was out there for like 30 minutes though.

And heh, good foryou.

[sola.livejournal.com]

seriously, the only thing that worked was when i started throwing small, sharp rocks. a few paint dings will do a wonder.


i replaced my little soldering iron, finally. so this year, i think i'll try my hand at building a jammer.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

Jamming is not as much fun as intermodulation.

when the amp is not shielded properly, a good strong radio signal will bleed in and come out his speakers.

I did this with a handheld radio shack CB once

" HI I HAVE A SMALL PENIS, AND A LARGE CAR STEREO "

Oh I could hear the laughter..... I sooo could hear it.

[sola.livejournal.com]

ooooh. i will have to try that, too. there are a cople of asshats who willpark on my block and 'tinker' with their cars for literally hours every day in warm weather, with stereos blasting. one guy starts in around 9am or so. there's another person who will drop off someone around two or four am, and stand outside with them talking for 45 minutes, again with the stereo.


and then, i have to find a way to deal with the ice cream trucks.

noise police

[catseurat.livejournal.com]

I feel so... legal... saying this.

NYPD has a noise patrol phone number (which I have of course lost) - I had to call several times about my upstairs neighbors whose kids would play what I liked to call the "running screaming jumping" game.

First call to the noise patrol, the cops come over and warn the offenders. Second time is a ticket and fine. I wonder if it works for outdoor noises or just in apartments...