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Yo double-parked jackass outside my building blasting hip-hop so loud it's making my second floor windows vibrate,

I've got expired eggs in the fridge, and I'm not afraid to throw them at you. And I've got fantaaaastic aim.

We clear?

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[melyndabelinda.livejournal.com]

If you do egg the guy you should take pictures. I'd like to see his expression.

i made one guy go away once...

[haya.livejournal.com]

I took my laser pointer and aimed it at his passenger window, I thin khe thought it was a gun site and scooted out of there!

I wish people would get that it isn't good to disturb people just because you happen to drive by.

[sola.livejournal.com]

seriously, the only thing that worked was when i started throwing small, sharp rocks. a few paint dings will do a wonder.


i replaced my little soldering iron, finally. so this year, i think i'll try my hand at building a jammer.

noise police

[catseurat.livejournal.com]

I feel so... legal... saying this.

NYPD has a noise patrol phone number (which I have of course lost) - I had to call several times about my upstairs neighbors whose kids would play what I liked to call the "running screaming jumping" game.

First call to the noise patrol, the cops come over and warn the offenders. Second time is a ticket and fine. I wonder if it works for outdoor noises or just in apartments...